| Hasher Name | Current Run Count | Next Milestone | Predicted Date |
|---|---|---|---|
| Anita Butt Plug | 66 | 69 | 2026-01-21 |
| Twats my name | 21 | 25 | 2026-03-31 |
| Uncle Step Daddy | 18 | 25 | 2026-06-22 |
| Helen Keller Hand Job | 21 | 25 | 2026-07-02 |
| Power Puss | 6 | 25 | 2026-09-03 |
| Dicklopedia | 87 | 100 | 2026-10-06 |
| Whip It Out | 15 | 25 | 2026-10-12 |
| Shrimp Dick | 8 | 25 | 2026-12-03 |
| Shaving Ryan's Privates | 274 | 300 | 2026-12-06 |
| Dirty Dumpster Slut | 20 | 25 | 2026-12-26 |
| Clam Stamp | 3 | 25 | 2027-02-13 |
| Analkim shitroller | 4 | 25 | 2027-02-25 |
| Double Dribble | 34 | 50 | 2027-02-27 |
| Banker Bitch | 185 | 200 | 2027-03-12 |
| Cock-A-TuTu | 79 | 100 | 2027-04-08 |
| Grade A Unit | 39 | 50 | 2027-04-20 |
| Shit Schute Suit | 41 | 50 | 2027-06-22 |
| Unlucky Skidmark | 76 | 100 | 2027-06-28 |
| Golden Showers | 767 | 800 | 2027-12-13 |
| Follows Erections | 34 | 50 | 2028-02-03 |
| H&R Cock | 358 | 400 | 2028-02-17 |
| Dah Gimp | 956 | 1000 | 2028-03-02 |
| Hot Tub Slut | 1311 | 1400 | 2028-03-11 |
| BJ Honeycutt | 4 | 25 | 2028-05-01 |
| Elephant Retardy Ass | 443 | 500 | 2028-07-01 |
| Hyper Hand Job | 353 | 400 | 2028-11-26 |
| Beat It (RIP) | 627 | 700 | 2029-07-17 |
| Y=Pi | 621 | 700 | 2029-08-06 |
| G Spot | 117 | 200 | 2029-08-30 |
| Fourgasm | 819 | 900 | 2029-09-09 |
| Broke Dick Mountain | 279 | 300 | 2029-10-07 |
| Wet, Creamy, and Delicious | 100 | 200 | 2030-07-27 |
| Just Jen | 2 | 25 | 2030-09-24 |