| Hasher Name | Current Run Count | Next Milestone | Predicted Date |
|---|---|---|---|
| Tender Titties | 397 | 400 | 2026-04-30 |
| Banker Bitch | 187 | 200 | 2027-06-26 |
| Shaving Ryan's Privates | 278 | 300 | 2027-07-21 |
| Anita Butt Plug | 71 | 100 | 2027-10-30 |
| Broke Dick Mountain | 281 | 300 | 2028-10-06 |
| H&R Cock | 362 | 400 | 2028-10-27 |
| Hot Tub Slut | 1319 | 1400 | 2028-12-28 |
| The Unalicker | 580 | 600 | 2029-04-06 |
| More Leggs | 177 | 200 | 2029-04-10 |
| Dirty Flamingo | 29 | 100 | 2029-06-17 |
| Unlucky Skidmark | 77 | 100 | 2029-08-03 |
| Y=Pi | 627 | 700 | 2029-09-16 |
| Elephant Retardy Ass | 447 | 500 | 2029-11-02 |
| Golden Showers | 769 | 800 | 2029-12-03 |
| Lil John | 16 | 100 | 2030-01-17 |
| Fuck It Not Sorry | 11 | 100 | 2030-04-09 |
| Dah Gimp | 959 | 1000 | 2030-05-14 |
| Porkless | 162 | 200 | 2031-03-31 |
| G Spot | 121 | 200 | 2031-08-06 |
| Follows Erections | 37 | 100 | 2032-03-21 |
| Fourgasm | 822 | 900 | 2032-05-29 |
| Hyper Hand Job | 354 | 400 | 2032-08-03 |
| Clam Stamp | 6 | 100 | 2034-01-09 |
| Help Get It Up | 63 | 100 | 2034-04-22 |
| Uncle Step Daddy | 19 | 100 | 2035-01-25 |
| Twats my name | 23 | 100 | 2035-05-15 |
| Power Puss | 8 | 100 | 2035-10-05 |
| Whip It Out | 17 | 100 | 2036-01-30 |
| Wet, Creamy, and Delicious | 102 | 200 | 2037-11-08 |
| Just Nancy | 3 | 100 | 2039-08-14 |
| DJ Bust A Nut | 14 | 100 | 2044-12-20 |