| Hare Name | Hare Count |
|---|---|
| Best Blow | 17 |
| Hyper Hand Job | 13 |
| H&R Cock | 13 |
| Little Boy Blue Balls | 12 |
| Body Fluid Hazard | 7 |
| Hot Tub Slut | 4 |
| Aching Ass | 4 |
| Early Withdrawal | 3 |
| Y=Pi | 3 |
| Dah Gimp | 3 |
| Stinky Winkie | 3 |
| Sixty Nina | 3 |
| Fourgasm | 3 |
| Eats It Raw | 3 |
| Happy Endings | 3 |
| Fluffer | 2 |
| Neon Knockers | 2 |
| Pecker Checker | 2 |
| Anal Vice | 2 |
| Smegma | 2 |
| Gas Hole | 1 |
| Head Count | 1 |
| Stocks & Bondage | 1 |
| Tight Sphincter | 1 |
| Serving Seamen | 1 |
| Flaming Pickle Licker | 1 |
| Wile E.'s Bitch | 1 |
| Pubic Offender | 1 |
| Hot Wax Me Officer | 1 |
| Tight New Twat | 1 |
| NILF | 1 |
| On Her Knees | 1 |
| Special Blow | 1 |
| Brokeback Mountain Biker | 1 |
| Finger Me | 1 |
| Dick The Phone | 1 |
| Yes! Yes! Yes! | 1 |
| The Unalicker | 1 |
| Seismic Balls | 1 |
| stroX coX baXwards | 1 |
| Tender Titties | 1 |
| Mystic Blow | 1 |
| Elephant Retardy Ass | 1 |