| Hare Name | Hare Count |
|---|---|
| The Unalicker | 13 |
| Hot Tub Slut | 7 |
| 3-Way Time | 5 |
| Y=Pi | 4 |
| Fat Drunk & Stupid | 3 |
| Pork My Sister | 3 |
| Son of a Nun | 3 |
| Spoiled Meat | 3 |
| Hot Wax Me Officer | 2 |
| Fudge Tracker (RIP) | 2 |
| Shamcock (SCH4) | 2 |
| Hyper Hand Job | 2 |
| Jason & The Gargle Nuts | 2 |
| Little Boy Blue Balls | 1 |
| Thumbelanal | 1 |
| Afro Samurai | 1 |
| Aching Ass | 1 |
| Anal Vice | 1 |
| Snip On Snip Off (SO SO) | 1 |
| Ribbed 4 Her Pleasure | 1 |
| Tight Sphincter | 1 |
| John Wayne Hobbit | 1 |
| Fag Hag | 1 |
| H&R Cock | 1 |
| Dah Gimp | 1 |
| Do You Feel Peter? | 1 |
| Black Pussy | 1 |
| Crotch Thumper | 1 |
| Eats It Raw | 1 |
| AssTek | 1 |
| Scrum Dumpster | 1 |
| Gas Hole | 1 |
| Butt Digger | 1 |
| Facial Duty | 1 |
| Pecker Checker | 1 |
| Dingleberry | 1 |
| Tender Titties | 1 |
| Shut The Fuck Up | 1 |