| Hare Name | Hare Count |
|---|---|
| Hot Tub Slut | 18 |
| Moose Knuckle Crunch | 16 |
| Broke Dick Mountain | 11 |
| Tender Titties | 8 |
| Dah Gimp | 7 |
| Ugandarrhea | 6 |
| Fourgasm | 5 |
| Elephant Retardy Ass | 5 |
| Y=Pi | 5 |
| Ben Shikkin | 5 |
| The Unalicker | 5 |
| Ribbed 4 Her Pleasure | 4 |
| Jason & The Gargle Nuts | 4 |
| H&R Cock | 4 |
| Certified Vaginal Gunk | 3 |
| Best Blow | 3 |
| When Hairy Met Chunky | 3 |
| Shut The Fuck Up | 3 |
| Flaming Fag Whore | 2 |
| Golden Showers | 2 |
| Gourmet | 2 |
| Yes! Yes! Yes! | 2 |
| Pecker Checker | 2 |
| Shamcock (SCH4) | 2 |
| NILF | 1 |
| Double Click 4 Dick | 1 |
| Bubble Cum | 1 |
| No Funyun (Banned) | 1 |
| Fluffer | 1 |
| Little Boy Blue Balls | 1 |
| NHN 1523 | 1 |
| Soggy Sparks | 1 |
| Boneless (DH3) | 1 |
| Paralympdick | 1 |
| I. M. Cumming | 1 |
| Dr Whooters | 1 |
| Sir Peesalot | 1 |
| Mount Me Momma | 1 |
| Crack Whore | 1 |
| Goes Down Dirty | 1 |
| Cock In A Box | 1 |
| Chairman of the Whore | 1 |
| Beat It (RIP) | 1 |
| Pumps The Plastic Pussy | 1 |
| Herpe The Love Bug | 1 |
| Tilt-A-Girl | 1 |
| Jerkns & the Butternuts | 1 |
| Icebox | 1 |
| I See Naked People | 1 |
| I'm Not Gay | 1 |
| Serving Seamen | 1 |