| Hasher Name | Current Run Count | Next Milestone | Predicted Date |
|---|---|---|---|
| Clam Stamp | 20 | 25 | 2026-06-25 |
| Glory Hole In One | 20 | 25 | 2026-07-12 |
| Shaving Ryan's Privates | 193 | 200 | 2026-08-01 |
| Anita Butt Plug | 40 | 50 | 2026-12-21 |
| Power Puss | 12 | 25 | 2027-01-19 |
| Splash Gordon | 59 | 69 | 2027-03-06 |
| Just Nancy | 6 | 25 | 2027-04-20 |
| G Spot | 26 | 50 | 2027-06-04 |
| Fart Gnarfunkel | 29 | 50 | 2027-07-18 |
| Twats my name | 7 | 25 | 2027-07-20 |
| Elephant Retardy Ass | 73 | 100 | 2027-07-27 |
| Just Jordan | 5 | 25 | 2027-07-30 |
| Banker Bitch | 82 | 100 | 2027-12-01 |
| 2 + Poo = Whore | 69 | 100 | 2027-12-18 |
| Just Caitlin | 4 | 25 | 2027-12-28 |
| Shit Schute Suit | 78 | 100 | 2028-01-28 |
| Mass Turtle Bater | 2 | 25 | 2028-04-19 |
| Wet, Creamy, and Delicious | 145 | 200 | 2028-07-05 |
| Hot Tub Slut | 208 | 300 | 2030-01-11 |
| Mrs. Pussy | 104 | 200 | 2036-11-07 |